LTV Press

Sure, you’ve been Covid vaccinated, but have you snorted enough Asbestos to be fireproof yet? Have you eaten enough lead paint chips to be impervious to nuclear blasts? Have you licked enough steel dust off the tunnel walls to become iron man? Have you vaped enough mold into your lungs to kill an elephant?

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Nevermind that all fo the above things will kill you eventually—enjoy the toxins, take the ride.